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               Characters:

               Rachel: English. Mid-thirties at the start of the play.

               Dan: English. Rachel's cousin, two years older than her.

               Jack: Scottish. Rachel's fiance.

               Annie: Scottish. Jack's younger sister, aged late-twenties.

               Lizzie: English. Rachel and Dan's great aunt.

               Doctor: English, male.

               Locations:

               Hotel function room. Hotel outdoors. Thames South Bank.
               Rachel and Jack's house. Rachel and Dan's house. A doctor's
               office. A London pub.

               Time: 2001-2004.



               INT. HOTEL FUNCTION ROOM - AFTERNOON

                             F/X: SOUND OF PARTY HUBBUB - VOICES AND DRINKS.

                                   LIZZIE
                         There's Rachel! Rachel! I want to
                         find out all about her wedding.
                         Rachel!

                                                                   FADE TO:

                                   RACHEL
                         No, Jack couldn't make it today.
                         He's attending a conference.
                             (pause)
                         Oh, oh - here comes Aunt Lizzie.
                         I'm about to be interrogated.

                                   LIZZIE (OFF)
                         Rachel!

                                   RACHEL
                         Hello! How are you? You look
                         wonderful.

                                   LIZZIE
                         I'm fine, but my back is terrible.
                         Now dear, I hear you're getting
                         married and I don't even know who
                         he is. You should ring me and tell
                         me these things - I like to know
                         everything that goes on in the
                         family.

                                   RACHEL
                         I thought mum had told you.

                                   LIZZIE
                         She has, but I need you to tell me.

                                   RACHEL
                         Okay - his name is Jack, he's a
                         year older than me, he's a Senior
                         Lecturer in Politics at the
                         University of Sussex, we're getting
                         married in two months, and everyone
                         will receive an invitation.

                                   LIZZIE
                         Oh, that's lovely, darling. I'm so
                         happy for you. And where did you
                         meet?

                                   RACHEL
                             (hesitant)
                         Oh, we met on the... train.

                                   LIZZIE
                         Like 'Brief Encounter' - how
                         romantic. So I'm going to have
                         another grand nephew or niece soon,
                         I hope?

                                   RACHEL
                         Well, that's the idea.

                                   LIZZIE
                         I hope you haven't left it too
                         late.

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm only thirty-five, aunty! That's
                         not old these days.

                                   LIZZIE
                         I suppose not. But in my day, if
                         you hadn't started by nineteen,
                         they thought you were an old maid.
                         Rose was sixteen, you know?
                         Sixteen!

                                   RACHEL
                         You see, I could be a grandmother
                         already.

                                   LIZZIE
                         Talking of Rose, I hear that your
                         cousin Dan is back from New York.
                         Have you seen him yet?

                                   RACHEL
                         No. No doubt we'll bump into each
                         other. He's over there, I think.

                                   LIZZIE
                         Yes. Doesn't he look handsome. He's
                         done so well for himself over
                         there.

                                   RACHEL
                         So I hear.

                                   LIZZIE
                         Oh, you don't keep in touch any
                         more?

                                   RACHEL
                         We did, to start with, and then, I
                         don't know, we just stopped.

                                   LIZZIE
                         Oh, that's such a shame. You were
                         always so close. Like brother and
                         sister. Anyway, I'm going to speak
                         to your dad. And I can't wait to
                         meet your Jack - the lucky man.

                                                                   FADE TO:

                                   DAN (CLOSE)
                         No, believe me - New York women are
                         too hard. They've got a shopping
                         list as long as your arm and if you
                         don't match on every item, you're
                         wasting your money. US-Asians,
                         first generation - they're
                         innocent, they're naive, they know
                         what they want. Beautiful,
                         beautiful women - those high
                         cheekbones.

                                                                   FADE TO:

                                   RACHEL
                         No, you're Aquarius, aren't you.
                         And in Chinese, you'd be the year
                         of the Ram. That's intuition,
                         femininity, compassion, and... you
                         like the arts.

                                                                   FADE TO:

                                   DAN
                         I get back about twice a year, on
                         business, but I don't see the
                         family that much, to tell you the
                         truth. There's so many of them that
                         if I see one and not the others, I
                         end up upsetting people.

                                                                   FADE TO:

                                   RACHEL
                         Do they do that rubbing on your
                         back thing? I had that in Indonesia
                         - it's brilliant, isn't it? You
                         just feel all your energy going up
                         your spine and stopping in your
                         head.

                                                                   FADE TO:

                                   DAN
                         Two and half million euro. And they
                         moved it between fourteen
                         jurisdictions so there was no way
                         we could trace it back.
                             (pause)
                         But nobody gets away with it in the
                         end. We always find them. We have
                         the best fraud division Stateside.

                                                                   FADE TO:

                                   RACHEL
                         He has the same nose as Uncle Eddy -
                         it's in the family. Don't tell him
                         I said that.

               Rachel and Dan's voices start to overlap as they get closer
               to each other.

                                   DAN
                         Head of Investments for the
                         European section. If I play my
                         cards right, I'll be Director of
                         Finance.
                             (pause)
                         It's big, but I can handle it.

                                   RACHEL
                         She just started shaking one day.
                         Uncle Tom said that she spilled the
                         sugar and he laughed at her and she
                         started crying - he hadn't noticed
                         until then.
                             (pause)
                         Well, that's it. The men were never
                         around were they, in those days, so
                         he wouldn't have noticed.

               Rachel and Dan back into each other.

                                               F/X: SOUND OF BREAKING PLATE

                                   RACHEL
                         Oh, bugger!

                                   DAN
                         Whoops! Sorry.
                             (realising who it is)
                         Oh, Rachel, it's you. Let me help
                         you pick it up.

                                   RACHEL
                         That's okay. My mum told me to
                         never walk backwards at a party.

                                   DAN
                         Did she?

                                   RACHEL
                         No, but she should have. Right,
                         that was inauspicious - let's start
                         again: Dan, how are are you?

                                   DAN
                         I'm great, thanks.

                                   RACHEL
                         Give me a hug then.

                                   DAN
                         Mmm, you smell divine. What is it?

                                   RACHEL
                         Mine's Chanel Number 5. What's
                         yours?

                                   DAN
                         That's my natural aroma.

                                   RACHEL
                         I should've known. Have you spoken
                         to everybody?

                                   DAN
                         Mum, dad, Uncle Tom, Suzanne, Emily
                         - I'm doing my duty. It's a bit of
                         a zoo in here - shall we go
                         outside?



               EXT. HOTEL OUTDOORS - CONTINUOUS

                                                              F/X: BIRDSONG

                                   RACHEL
                         So, how is New York treating you?

                                   DAN
                         New York, is good, I think.

                                   RACHEL
                         You only think?

                                   DAN
                         No, it's good.

                                   RACHEL
                         You used to ring me all the time.
                         Why did you stop?

                                   DAN
                         Um - I think I got too busy.

                                   RACHEL
                         Too busy for your own cousin.

                                   DAN
                         Well, there are a lot of
                         distractions in New York.

                                   RACHEL
                         Two legged ones, I suspect. And no,
                         I don't want to hear the sordid
                         details.

                                   DAN
                         I wasn't going to tell you.

                                   RACHEL
                         Why? You used to tell me the ins
                         and outs of your affairs.

                                   DAN
                         Not literally the 'ins' and 'outs',
                         Rachel.

                                   RACHEL
                         No, skip the details. What's her
                         name.

                                   DAN
                         There isn't anyone.

                                   RACHEL
                         I don't believe you.

                                   DAN
                         Honestly, I think I'll never meet
                         the perfect woman.

                                   RACHEL
                         Or maybe you already have and you
                         let her go by.

                                   DAN
                         That's closer to the truth.

                                   RACHEL
                         And what about work?

                                   DAN
                         Work is good. I'm Head of
                         Investments for the European
                         section and next year I want to be
                         Director of Finance.

                                   RACHEL
                         Is that likely?

                                   DAN
                         I normally get what I want, unless
                         I...
                             (hesitant)
                         ...mess up big time.

                                   RACHEL
                         That's not likely, I suppose.

                                   DAN
                         Hhm... and how's your job. Still
                         slogging away with Bowharp and
                         Bowharp.

                                   RACHEL
                         Still there. I keep thinking I
                         should get a proper job up in
                         London, but I like it here in the
                         village and I couldn't bear all the
                         commuting.

               Pause.

                                   DAN
                         So! You're getting married, I hear.
                         What's his name?

                                   RACHEL
                         Jack. He's a year older than me.
                         He's a political scientist...

                                   DAN
                         That's an oxymoron.

                                   RACHEL
                         What do you mean?

                                   DAN
                         It's a contradiction of terms:
                         politics and science are not
                         natural bedfellows.

                                   RACHEL
                         Shut up. He's sort of shy, when you
                         first meet him...

                                   DAN
                         And then?

                                   RACHEL
                         He can be quite abrasive because he
                         has strong opinions. You might find
                         him rude, but he isn't really.

                                   DAN
                         Where did you meet him?

                                   RACHEL
                         Why?

                                   DAN
                         I don't know, I just want to get
                         the whole picture, you know, in my
                         head, of you two coming together -
                         the fateful moment.

                                   RACHEL
                         I met him on the Internet.

                                   DAN
                         The Internet? That's not like, real
                         life, is it? You're joking.

                                   RACHEL
                         No, I met him on the Internet.
                         What's the difference if I met him
                         in a bar or through an ad in a
                         newspaper? It's just another way of
                         meeting.

                                   DAN
                         So you're in love with him.

                                   RACHEL
                         Why not get straight to the point?
                         Don't spare my feelings or
                         anything.

                                   DAN
                         You can tell me if you love him.

                                   RACHEL
                         It's different when you get to
                         thirty-five, isn't it.

                                   DAN
                         Is it? Why?

                                   RACHEL
                         Because, I don't know, you just
                         don't go around falling in love
                         like you did when you were fifteen -
                         it's a biological thing. Now I just
                         want to get married and have a
                         baby, so it's more important that
                         we're compatible and enjoy each
                         other's company.

                                   DAN
                         That sounds like a long-winded way
                         of saying 'no'.

                                   RACHEL
                         It isn't - look. I like him, he's
                         nice, he's kind, we have a lot of
                         fun together...

                                   DAN
                         And you have this desperate urge to
                         get married and have a child.

                                   RACHEL
                         Well, yes, if you put it like that.
                         The biological clock is ticking
                         away...

                                   DAN
                         And he has a key that fits.

                                   RACHEL
                         Okay, it doesn't sound very
                         romantic, but surely it's better to
                         marry someone you actually like and
                         get on with.

                                   DAN
                         It just sounds a bit lukewarm,
                         that's all.
                             (pause)
                         Let's change the subject: what are
                         you doing tonight?

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm going back to mum's, and no
                         doubt I'll spend the evening with
                         them, looking through the photo
                         albums and sipping hot chocolate.
                         Why?

                                   DAN
                         Well, it's my last night here. I
                         thought that we could go out
                         together and have a few drinks. You
                         never know, we might see some of
                         the old gang.

                                   RACHEL
                         Don't remind me of old. I really
                         should go back to mum's.

                                   DAN
                         Come on, Rach, it will be a good
                         laugh. I'll tell you all about my
                         corrupt life in the Big Apple.

                                   RACHEL
                         Okay, but I'll go home and get
                         changed first.

                                   DAN
                         Great. Let's go back in play 'see
                         who you can remember'.

                                   RACHEL
                             (mimicking)
                         'Ooh, you look just like your
                         grandmother when she was your
                         age.'.

                                   DAN
                         You're not wearing a whalebone
                         corset are you?

                                   RACHEL
                         Shut up!

                                   DAN
                         Look, look through the window! My
                         dad's dancing with your mum. He's
                         got his hand on her bum.

                                   RACHEL
                         That's not her bum. That's her...
                         lower back.

                                   DAN
                         Oh really? Look how his fingers are
                         spread out so that his little
                         finger is just creeping onto her
                         bum. It's creeping down, creeping
                         down - it's almost at the
                         'shouldn't be there' area.

                                   RACHEL
                         He always was a randy old so and
                         so, your dad. Come on, stop
                         gawping.



               INT. PUB - NIGHT

                               F/X: PUB SOUNDS. LANDLORD CALLS 'LAST ORDERS'

                                   DAN
                         I forget how early the pubs close
                         in England. Let's go back to my
                         hotel for another one.

                                   RACHEL
                         I should go home.

                                   DAN
                         I'll order you a taxi from my
                         hotel.

                                                                      FADE:



               INT. DAN'S HOTEL ROOM - LATER

                                   RACHEL
                         What a great hotel, Dan. You do
                         live in luxury, don't you.

                                   DAN
                         I try to. Right what do we have in
                         the mini-bar? Gin, whisky, white
                         wine - vinegar probably.

                                   RACHEL
                         Whisky, it will help me calm down.

                                   DAN
                         Let me feel your hands. You've
                         stopped shaking. You were white
                         when you arrived. What actually
                         happened?

                                   RACHEL
                         I was driving back to mum's - you
                         know the road that goes past the
                         golf club - and out of the corner
                         of my eye, I saw a dog, or
                         something, run out in front of me.
                         I swerved right across the road. It
                         shook me up.

                                   DAN
                         But you're alright now?

                                   RACHEL
                         Yes, thanks. Cheers.

                                   DAN
                         Cheers.

                                   RACHEL
                         This sofa is too small.

                                   DAN
                         That's okay, you can put your legs
                         up on me.

                                   RACHEL
                         We used to walk with our arms
                         around each other's necks.

                                   DAN
                         That bloke in the pub tonight,
                         remembered us from school, thought
                         we were brother and sister.

                                   RACHEL
                         I didn't remember him. And I
                         certainly never used to fancy him.
                         What a cheek. Mmm, this is a lovely
                         whisky.

                                   RACHEL
                             (pause)
                         So you're going back to New York
                         tomorrow.

                                   DAN
                         Yes.

                                   RACHEL
                         But you'll be back for my wedding?

                                   DAN
                         I don't think I can.

                                   RACHEL
                         Why not? You can't be too busy.

                                   DAN
                         I don't think I could bear to see
                         you marrying someone else.

                                   RACHEL
                         Who else would I marry?

                                   DAN
                         I'd find it very hard to accept
                         that you'd gone for ever.

                                   RACHEL
                         What are you talking about, gone
                         forever? You know where I'll be.
                         You can come and see us whenever
                         you want.

                                   DAN
                         I didn't mean that. I meant, the
                         thought of losing you forever, that
                         I would never be able to... to have
                         you.

                                   RACHEL
                         Do you mean 'have', as in have?

                                   DAN
                         Yes. I mean that I love you.

                                   RACHEL
                         And I love you. We're like brother
                         and sister.

                                   DAN
                         But that's just the point - we're
                         not brother and sister, we're only
                         cousins and there's nothing to stop
                         us being together, if we want to be
                         - if you want to be.

                                   RACHEL
                         Dan, I've never thought of you in
                         that way and I never would. You're
                         my cousin.

                                   DAN
                         I'm the first boy you kissed,
                         remember.

                                   RACHEL
                         Oh that! That was just a dare. We
                         were only twelve.

                                   DAN
                         I know, but I can't forget it, and
                         after that my feelings for you just
                         grew stronger. That was why I
                         wanted to be with you all the time.
                         When I saw you again today and you
                         hugged me, it overwhelmed me. It's
                         something I can't explain, a
                         feeling so deep inside me that I
                         can't stop it. It overpowers me and
                         makes me... it makes me happy. You
                         make me happy and I know that I'm
                         in love with you.

                                   RACHEL
                         But you can't be, it's not...

                                   DAN
                         It's not what? Natural? Legal? It
                         happens all the time and it's not
                         illegal. There's nothing to stop us
                         if we want to, and I want to.

                                   RACHEL
                         Come on, you're drunk. You wouldn't
                         be saying this otherwise. Go to bed
                         and you'll have forgotten it by the
                         morning.

                                   DAN
                         I won't have forgotten it. That's
                         just the point, that I can't forget
                         you. That's the reason I ran away
                         to New York, so that I didn't have
                         to see you all the time, with other
                         men. And while I was there I dated
                         lots of women but none of them
                         satisfied me because all the time
                         I'm with them, I'm thinking of you.
                         They seem somehow insubstantial,
                         unreal - they don't smell right,
                         their bodies don't seem as soft as
                         yours. I long to touch you, and
                         hold you, to make you happy. I
                         think, I could make you happy.

                                   RACHEL
                         Dan, don't say anything else. I
                         didn't know about this and it's
                         come as a shock to me. I just think
                         of us as cousins.

                                   DAN
                         So you don't feel the same about
                         me?

                                   RACHEL
                         Well, I love you, obviously, I've
                         told you that, but I don't fancy
                         you, to put it crudely.

                                   DAN
                         But we both love each other.

                                   RACHEL
                         Yes, but not in a sexual way. I
                         love you like I love my mum, my
                         dad, my dog.

                                   DAN
                         How can you compare me to your dog?

                                   RACHEL
                         It's an analogy. I meant that I
                         love my dog, but I don't want to
                         have sex with it, that's all.

                                   DAN
                         You didn't mention Jack in that
                         list.

                                   RACHEL
                         Well, I love Jack, and we have sex,
                         and we're going to have children
                         together. He's not my cousin.

                                   DAN
                         Why do you keep talking about
                         cousins - that doesn't matter. If
                         two people love each other, they
                         love each other. Einstein married
                         his cousin.

                                   RACHEL
                         Well, that's another kind of
                         relativity, I suppose.

                                   DAN
                         You see, I even love your sense of
                         humour. We have fun together, we
                         joke, we get along.

                                   RACHEL
                         All of that is true, but that
                         doesn't mean I want to marry you.

                                   DAN
                         Admit that you don't love him.

                                   RACHEL
                         I do love him.

                                   DAN
                         But you only met him on the
                         Internet, and you said earlier that
                         you liked him, you got on well,
                         that he was a companion. You said
                         he was 'shy', by which you mean
                         boring. It sounds like the only
                         thing he's got going for him is
                         that he's a good sperm donor who'll
                         provide for his offspring. What's
                         the good of that?

                                   RACHEL
                         You don't even know him, and I'm
                         not going to stand here and listen
                         to you run him down. I'm going now.

                                   DAN
                         Don't go. Stay with me.

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm not staying with you. It's
                         crazy.

                                   DAN
                         You can't say you don't feel
                         anything for me.

                                   RACHEL
                         Dan, don't ruin our friendship.

                                   DAN
                         Don't marry Jack.

                                   RACHEL
                         Of course I'm going to marry Jack.

                                   DAN
                         You'll live to regret it.

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm doing what is right. Dan, when
                         you can't have something, you can't
                         have it, and you just have to put
                         it out your mind.

                                   DAN
                         I can have it.

                                   RACHEL
                         No you can't, and if you care about
                         me like you say you do, you'll
                         forget about this, like I will.
                         I'll never refer to it again, so
                         let's pretend it never happened.
                             (pause)
                         I still want you to come to my
                         wedding.

                                   DAN
                         No, I can't. I can't.



               EXT. CHURCHYARD - DAY

                                                  F/X: CHURCHBELLS. VOICES.

                                   LIZZIE
                         Rachel, you look lovely, and the
                         bridesmaids were beautiful.

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm glad you could come. Is your
                         back better?

                                   LIZZIE
                         I wear a support, dear. But I
                         wouldn't have missed your wedding
                         for anything. The whole family is
                         here, aren't they, except for Dan.
                         Why didn't he come?

                                   RACHEL
                         I don't know. Jack, this is Aunt
                         Lizzie. She's really my great aunt.

                                   LIZZIE
                         That's why I look so old.

                                   JACK
                         Pleased to meet you. Will you be
                         dancing later?

                                   LIZZIE
                         Me?! I haven't danced for twenty
                         years. Since Dan's seventeenth
                         birthday, when I slipped on a
                         gherkin. Do you remember, Rachel?

                                   JACK
                         Rachel, your aunt is talking to
                         you.

                                   RACHEL
                         Sorry, what did you say?

                                   LIZZIE
                         I haven't danced since Dan's
                         seventeenth birthday. Why didn't he
                         come?

                                   RACHEL
                         I suppose he's busy at work.

                                   LIZZIE
                         Her and Dan were like brother and
                         sister. Have you met him yet, Jack?

                                   JACK
                         No, I haven't. No doubt Rachel will
                         invite him down to see us when
                         we're in our house.



               INT. JACK AND RACHEL'S HOUSE - A FEW MONTHS LATER

                                   RACHEL
                             (flirtatiously)
                         Ja-ack, come to bed.

                                   JACK (OFF)
                         Okay... I'm just doing this.

                                   RACHEL
                         We have to try again.

                                   JACK
                         I'm doing something. Wait.

                                   RACHEL
                         What are you doing?

                                   JACK
                         Something.

                                   RACHEL
                         Come now, or I'll fall asleep.

                                   JACK
                         Don't worry. I'll wake you up.

                                                                      FADE:

                                                  F/X: SOUND OF ALARM CLOCK

                                   RACHEL
                             (yawns)
                         Jack, wake up.

                                   JACK
                         Hmm.

                                   RACHEL
                         It's your turn to make the coffee.

                                   JACK
                         What time is it?

                                   RACHEL
                         Seven o'clock. What time did you
                         come to bed?

                                   JACK
                         I don't know - about midnight.

                                   RACHEL
                         And you didn't wake me?

                                   JACK
                         You were sleeping peacefully.

                                   RACHEL
                         We have to have sex - every night,
                         Doctor's orders.

                                   JACK
                         I wouldn't have believed that
                         anything could put me off it, but
                         having to do it every night for two
                         weeks with my balls at exactly the
                         right temperature and the correct
                         number of pillows under your bum...

                                   RACHEL
                         Well, I don't like it any more than
                         you do, but we have to do it. Let's
                         try now.

                                   JACK
                         Not now - I'll miss the train.

                                                                      FADE:



               INT. RACHEL'S OFFICE - MORNING

                                     F/X: SUBDUED OFFICE NOISE. PHONE RINGS.

                                   RACHEL
                         Hello, Rachel Hullet, Bowharp and
                         Bowharp, can I help you?
                             (pause)
                         Hell-o? How can I help you? Is
                         there anybody there?

                                 F/X: PHONE IS HUNG UP. SOUND OF DEAD PHONE.

                                   RACHEL
                         Not again.

                  F/X: VOICE "YOU WERE CALLED TODAY AT 10.39. WE DO NOT HAVE
                                                      THE CALLER'S NUMBER."

                                                    F/X: PHONE RINGS AGAIN.

                                   RACHEL
                         Hello, Rachel Hullet, Bowharp and
                         Bowharp, how can I help you?
                             (pause)
                         Look, I don't know who this is
                         but...

                 F/X: OVERHEARD AMERICAN VOICE ON OTHER END OF PHONE, SAYING
                       "DAN, WHEN YOU'RE OFF THE PHONE, CAN I SPEAK TO YOU?"

                                   RACHEL
                         Dan? Dan, is that you?

                                 F/X: PHONE IS HUNG UP. SOUND OF DEAD PHONE.

                                                                      FADE:



               INT. JACK AND RACHEL'S HOUSE - EVENING

                                                F/X: SOUND OF DOOR SLAMMING

                                   RACHEL
                         Jack, I'm in the lounge.

                                   JACK
                         Oh, you're back.

                                   RACHEL
                             (subdued)
                         I left work early. I had a
                         headache.

                                   JACK
                         Are you okay now?

                                   RACHEL
                         Yes. I took a load of paracetamol.

                                   JACK
                         Should you be doing that, isn't it
                         bad for the baby?

                                   RACHEL
                         It would be if I was pregnant.
                         Here, read this letter.

                                   JACK
                         "...your recent test for pregnancy
                         returned a negative result." But
                         Rachel, what about the test that
                         you did. That ring appeared at the
                         bottom of the flask.

                                   RACHEL
                         Home pregnancy test kits can be
                         wrong.

                                   JACK
                         I don't understand. We've been
                         trying for two years.

                                   RACHEL
                         It takes two to make a baby. Maybe
                         your sperm count is low.

                                   JACK
                         There's nothing wrong with my sperm
                         count.

                                   RACHEL
                         How do you know?

                                   JACK
                         Well, my family - we're prodigious
                         breeders.

                                   RACHEL
                         But will you get it tested?

                                   JACK
                         What do I have to do?

                                   RACHEL
                         Well, I suppose you have to come in
                         a pot and take it round there? You
                         should be able to manage that.

                                   JACK
                             (joking)
                         Will you help me?

                                   RACHEL
                         Will I hell. I'm sick of sex.
                             (pause)
                         Anyway, how was your day?

                                   JACK
                         Well, where shall I start? We've
                         lost thirty percent of our funding,
                         the Dean is taking early
                         retirement, Alan has got a post in
                         Australia, and Miranda announced
                         that she is pregnant and is taking
                         maternity leave, so...
                             (pause)
                         What's the matter?

                                   RACHEL
                         Don't tell me things like that. Why
                         do you think I don't have any
                         magazines in the house? Because I
                         can't stand reading about all those
                         happy couples, celebrities and
                         their lovely babies, cooing and
                         grinning at me from their lovely
                         houses and their perfect lives;
                         looking at every pregnant woman I
                         see and wondering what her secret
                         is; avoiding the baby section in
                         the supermarket, not walking past
                         Mothercare.

                                   JACK
                         We're both trying to have a baby,
                         you know - not just you.

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm sorry, I'm sorry - it's selfish
                         of me. But I'm the one who's
                         becoming too old. It's different
                         for men.

                                   JACK
                         We are married. It's not musical
                         chairs, and I'm not going to run
                         off with someone else just so I can
                         have a child. We are in this
                         together you know.

                                   RACHEL
                         You're right - it's not just me. I
                         should think of you more. I'm sorry
                         about your job. What's going to
                         happen?

                                   JACK
                         They will slowly wind the
                         department down until we all have
                         to find other jobs, I suppose.

                                   RACHEL
                         How easy will that be?

                                   JACK
                         Not easy. I could try and go to
                         America, I suppose but I would need
                         to write more about American
                         politics before I even apply. It's
                         a long route, but if I start now, I
                         could start applying in about nine
                         months.

                                   RACHEL
                         Nine months...

                                   JACK
                         Sorry.

                                                           F/X: PHONE RINGS

                                   RACHEL
                         I'll get it... Hello?

                                   LIZZIE (D)
                         Rachel, it's Aunt Lizzie. I just
                         phoned to let you know the good
                         news - Dan is coming back to live
                         in England.

                                   RACHEL
                         Dan... Oh, that's...

                                   LIZZIE
                         Aren't you pleased? I don't like
                         the family to be separated.

                                   RACHEL
                         I am, yes, I am... Of course, thank
                         you.

                                   LIZZIE
                         And what about you?

                                   RACHEL
                         I said I'm pleased.

                                   LIZZIE
                         No - have you got any good news for
                         me?

                                   RACHEL
                         No, auntie.

                                   LIZZIE
                         There's nothing wrong is there?

                                   RACHEL
                         What could be wrong?

                                   LIZZIE
                         Sometimes it takes a long time, if
                         you've just come off the pill.
                         Auntie Eileen...

                                   RACHEL
                         I've got to go auntie, I'll ring
                         you later. Bye.

               Puts phone down.

                                   JACK
                         Who was that?

                                   RACHEL
                         Nosey Aunt Lizzie. Why doesn't
                         she...

                                   JACK
                         What did she say?

                                   RACHEL
                         Oh, nothing... Dan is coming back
                         to live in England.

                                   JACK
                         That's right. I forgot to tell you
                         that I saw your mum and she told me
                         he was coming back to live here.

                                   RACHEL
                         Coming here?

                                   JACK
                         Well, not here here - he's being
                         transferred to London, so I suppose
                         he'll get himself a swanky
                         apartment by the river. I hope that
                         I get to meet him, since you've
                         told me so much about him. I'm
                         starting to think that he's
                         avoiding me.

                                   RACHEL
                         Don't be stupid!

                                   JACK
                         Okay - I was joking! But I do find
                         it a bit odd that he missed our
                         wedding and he's been back in the
                         country three times since and
                         hasn't been to see us. I mean, you
                         told me how close you are, so...

                                   RACHEL
                         He's busy with work, I suppose.

                                   JACK
                         But if I only had one cousin...

                                   RACHEL
                         Okay, just forget about it will
                         you. I'll invite him down when he
                         gets back.

                                   JACK
                         Maybe we can invite him the same
                         time as my sister comes to stay.
                         They might like each other.

                                   RACHEL
                         I doubt it.

                                   JACK
                         Why?

                                   RACHEL
                         She's probably not his type.

                                   JACK
                         Who is his type?

                                   RACHEL
                         Dark haired, Asian, I don't know. I
                         just don't like match-making. It
                         always goes awry, doesn't it?

                                   JACK
                         That's how we met.

                                   RACHEL
                         Okay, it often goes awry.



               INT. JACK AND RACHEL'S HOUSE - NIGHT

               Dinner party with heated conversation.

                                   JACK
                         No, Dan, you said it was okay for
                         banks to go into developing
                         nations...

                                   DAN
                         I never said it was okay.

                                   JACK
                         What did he say, Annie?

                                   ANNIE
                         'Acceptable'.

                                   DAN
                             (laughs)
                         That's different.

                                   RACHEL
                         It's not quite the same as 'okay',
                         is it Dan?

                                   DAN
                         You see, Rachel supports me.

                                   JACK
                         No, be serious. What you mean is
                         exploit them.

                                   DAN
                         Whoa, whoa - down tiger! I didn't
                         mean that, I meant that all complex
                         societies have provisions for
                         lending money with interest.

                                   JACK
                         Usury is forbidden in Muslim
                         countries - early modern Europe.
                         Lots of others, not just primitive
                         ones.

                                   ANNIE
                         Anyway,- you cannot say that a
                         society is primitive just because
                         they don't lend money.

                                   RACHEL
                         Dan didn't say that - he said the
                         opposite. Didn't you, Dan?

                                   DAN
                         I'm not sure, but thanks anyway.

                                   JACK
                         So-called primitive societies have
                         sophisticated languages, complex
                         symbolic orders, religions, oral
                         histories and stories, science,
                         kinship systems, rules about who
                         you can marry, and so on... so are
                         they really primitive?

                                   DAN
                         I don't know. I'm not an
                         anthropologist, I'm just a banker.

                                   ANNIE
                         A banker wanker.

                                   RACHEL
                         That's not very nice. Leave my
                         cousin alone, you're both picking
                         on him.

                                   ANNIE
                         Ah, look Jack - she's protecting
                         him. Kissing cousins.

                                   DAN
                         Okay, then, answer me this: in this
                         country, you can marry your cousin,
                         so does that make us primitive or
                         complex?

                                   RACHEL
                             (embarrassed)
                         Right - I'm going to clear up these
                         dishes and make a coffee.

                                   JACK
                         Neither - it just means that Henry
                         the Eighth wanted to marry his
                         cousin, so he had the law changed.

                                   DAN
                         I'll help you, Rachel.

                                   RACHEL
                         No, it's okay. You stay with Jack
                         and Annie.

                                   DAN
                         No, give me that. They might tear
                         me apart if I stay here.

                                                                      FADE:



               INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm sorry about that. They were
                         ganging up on you.

                                   DAN
                         That's okay. I can look after
                         myself.

                                   RACHEL
                         Annie is very aggressive, isn't
                         she.

                                   DAN
                         Feisty, I call it. I like her,
                         she's a challenge.

                                   RACHEL
                         So you fancy her?

                                   DAN
                         She's nice. I might ask her out.

                                   RACHEL
                         I thought she wasn't your type.

                                   DAN
                         I don't have a type.
                             (pause)
                         Oh, I saw your mum. She showed me
                         the wedding photos.

                                   RACHEL
                         Why didn't you come to it?

                                   DAN
                         You know why.

                                   RACHEL
                         I thought we were going to forget
                         that.

                                   DAN
                         I'm trying.

                                   RACHEL
                         Why do you keep bringing up cousins
                         then?

                                   DAN
                         It just came up, naturally, in the
                         conversation. Jack mentioned
                         kinship and...

                                   RACHEL
                         Okay, okay, okay. I don't want to
                         talk about it.

                                   JACK
                         Anyway, I don't think it matters
                         any more. I was looking at your
                         wedding photos and I noticed
                         something very interesting.

                                   RACHEL
                         What?

                                   DAN
                         Well, when our mothers were young,
                         they looked the same, but now
                         they're older, they don't.

                                   RACHEL
                         So?

                                   DAN
                         I realised that it was because when
                         they were young they wore the same
                         fashions - same clothes,
                         hairstyles, makeup. I remarked on
                         it to your mum, and she told me...

                                   RACHEL
                         It doesn't change anything, Dan.

                                   DAN
                         Rachel, of course it does. You're
                         not really my cousin, by blood.

                                   RACHEL
                         I still think of you as my cousin.

                                   DAN
                         But did you know that, on the night
                         I told you how I felt? Did you know
                         your mother was adopted?

                                   RACHEL (CLOSE)
                         Of course I did. I've known since I
                         was eighteen.

                                   DAN
                         Well then, why didn't you...

                                   RACHEL
                         It doesn't change anything. You're
                         my cousin, whether we're related by
                         blood or not. It's how I think of
                         you. Can't you understand that?

                                   DAN
                         No.

               Annie enters.

                                   ANNIE
                         Is that coffee ready yet? What
                         can't he understand?

                                   DAN
                         Annie, I can't understand... what
                         it is about me that offends you so
                         much.

                                   ANNIE
                         It's not you Dan - it's your job.
                         What's wrong with Rachel?

                                   RACHEL
                         I've got a headache.

                                   ANNIE
                         Go and sit down. Dan and I will
                         make the coffee.



               EXT. DAN'S CAR - LATER

                        F/X: SOUND OF CAR PULLING UP AND HANDBRAKE GOING ON.

                                   ANNIE
                         Well, thank you for driving me
                         home. It was a good evening.

                                   DAN
                         Apart from you and Jack mauling me.

                                   ANNIE
                         We were only testing you, to see if
                         you could hold your own.

                                   DAN
                         So you don't hate me then?

                                   ANNIE
                         Not at all.

                                   DAN
                         But you're not going to invite me
                         up for a coffee.

                                   ANNIE
                         Sorry - I don't do coffee on the
                         first date.

                                   DAN
                         We'll have to have a second one
                         then.

                                   ANNIE
                         I'm up for that. What about Tuesday
                         night.

                                   DAN
                         I have to look at a flat that
                         night, on the South Bank.

                                   ANNIE
                         It's the only night I can do. I
                         could come with you, and then we
                         could go for a drink.

                                   DAN
                         Okay. I'll look forward to it.

               They kiss.

                                   DAN
                         And coffee.

                                   ANNIE
                         We'll see about that. Bye.

                             F/X: SOUND OF CAR DOOR SLAMMING. CAR PULLS OFF.



               INT. RACHEL'S OFFICE - DAY

                                     F/X: OFFICE SOUNDS. PHONE DIALLING OUT.

                                   RACHEL
                         Come on, come on, come on!

                                   DAN (D)
                         Hello, Dan Sayter speaking.

                                   RACHEL (CLOSE)
                         Dan, it's Rachel. I phoned up to
                         apologise, about the other night.

                                   DAN
                         That's okay. I told you that they
                         were just messing me around. I
                         enjoyed it. Why are you whispering?

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm at work.

                                   DAN
                         So am I.

                                   RACHEL
                         I had a big row with Jack after you
                         left. I was angry with him.

                                   DAN
                         Because of me?

                                   RACHEL
                         Yes. No. Other things as well. He
                         was rude to you.

                                   DAN
                         Honestly, I didn't mind.
                             (pause)
                         Are you sure everything is okay
                         between you two?

                                   RACHEL
                         Not really. I can't talk now. Can
                         we meet up? You're the only person
                         I can talk to.

                                   DAN
                         Of course. When?

                                   RACHEL
                         Tomorrow night? I could come into
                         London after work.

                                   DAN
                         I can't do tomorrow - I'm seeing
                         Annie.

                                   RACHEL
                         You're seeing Annie? What for?

                                   DAN
                         She's coming to look at a flat with
                         me and then we're going for a
                         drink.

                                   RACHEL
                         Oh. Maybe I should speak to someone
                         else, then.

                                   DAN
                         Don't be like that.

                                   RACHEL
                         If you're seeing Jack's sister.

                                   DAN
                         I'm not seeing her - we're just
                         meeting up. You can trust me, Rach.
                         I would never betray you or
                         anything you told me. Can you come
                         Wednesday instead?

                                   RACHEL
                         Yes, yes, maybe. I'll let you know.
                         Bye.



               INT. DAN'S FLAT OVERLOOKING THE THAMES - NIGHT

                                   ANNIE
                         What an amazing view!

                                   DAN
                         We're over a hundred feet up.

                                   ANNIE
                         The river looks so beautiful at
                         night.

                                   DAN
                         And you can see St Paul's.

                                   ANNIE
                         Where?

                                   DAN
                         To the left of the Gerkhin.

                                   ANNIE
                         I can't see it.

                                   DAN
                         Here, let me point you... Just over
                         there.

                                   ANNIE
                         Mmm - it gives you a feeling of
                         euphoria.

                                   DAN
                         Unless you're scared... of heights.

                                   ANNIE
                         I'm not scared of anything.

                                   DAN
                         Neither am I. Apparently you can
                         see Shakespeare's Globe from the
                         bedroom.

                                   ANNIE
                         Is it fully furnished?

                                   DAN
                         It seats a thousand people.

                                   ANNIE
                         How many does it sleep?

                                   DAN
                         Two, easily.

                                   ANNIE
                         Let's go and see it.

                                   DAN
                         Okay. Shall we have coffee now or
                         later?



               INT. BUSY BAR - EVENING

                                                           F/X: PUB SOUNDS.

                                   RACHEL
                         Dan! Dan! I'm over here.

                                   DAN
                         Sorry I'm late. Problems at work.

                                   RACHEL
                         Nothing to do with you, I hope?

                                   DAN
                         No, no, it's just stuff left
                         hanging since I left the New York
                         office. It will get sorted out
                         quickly. Anyway, what's up with
                         you, missy?

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm embarrassed about coming to
                         you. I would have gone to mum or
                         aunt Lizzie but I don't want anyone
                         to know. You promise you won't tell
                         anyone.

                                   DAN
                         Of course I won't. Have I ever
                         given away one of your secrets?

                                   RACHEL
                         You told my mum I hadn't done my
                         homework once.

                                   DAN
                         That's because I always copied your
                         homework, so I got into trouble as
                         well.

                                   RACHEL
                         That's true.
                             (pause)
                         I don't know what to do about Jack.
                         He won't look for a job. He just
                         sits there all day drinking and
                         feeling sorry for himself. I come
                         in and he's sitting there with the
                         lights out, brooding. He's going to
                         get depressed if he carries on the
                         way he is. What can I do?

                                   DAN
                         Have you tried helping him look for
                         work?

                                   RACHEL
                         He resents me. He pushes me away.
                         Everytime I say anything, he pushes
                         me away and says that he can sort
                         his own problems out. He's so
                         stubborn. And aggressive. He threw
                         something at me the other night.

                                   DAN
                         What?

                                   RACHEL
                         It doesn't matter - a clock.

                                   DAN
                         Why a clock?

                                   RACHEL
                         I told him time was running out.

                                   DAN
                         What did you mean?

                                   RACHEL
                         I meant for me, to have a baby.

                                   DAN
                         You've been trying then?

                                   RACHEL
                         God, have we been trying? We
                         haven't stopped trying, but there's
                         no point any more.

                                   DAN
                         You shouldn't give up. Have you
                         seen a doctor?

                                   RACHEL
                         Yes, and there's nothing wrong with
                         me. But Jack is... No, I shouldn't
                         be talking about this. It feels
                         wrong.

                                   DAN
                         You can tell me.

                                   RACHEL
                         No, I can't. It was a mistake
                         coming here.

                                   DAN
                         Now you're here, let's drink.

                                   RACHEL
                             (pause)
                         So tell me about Annie. You're
                         going out with her now are you?

                                   DAN
                         I wouldn't say I was going out with
                         her. We went out for a drink.

                                   RACHEL
                         Just a drink?

                                   DAN
                         Yes.

                                   RACHEL
                         That's okay then.

                                   DAN
                         Are you vetting my girlfriends?

                                   RACHEL
                         No, I just think that she's too,
                         fiery for you. You need somebody
                         calm.

                                   DAN
                         You know what I need, do you?

                                   RACHEL
                         Of course I do. You told me.

                                   DAN
                         Listen, Rachel. If Jack ever hurts
                         you...

                                   RACHEL
                         He wouldn't.

                                   DAN
                         No, I mean, if you're ever in
                         trouble, you can come to me. I'll
                         put you up.

                                   RACHEL
                         I know that. That's why I came to
                         you tonight. But it's all so
                         confusing, isn't it?

                                   DAN
                         What is?

                                   RACHEL
                         Life - life is confusing. It used
                         to be simple, as if we had no
                         decisions to make.

                                   DAN
                         They were all made for us.

                                   RACHEL
                         And now we have to make our own.

                                   DAN
                         But you don't have to make them on
                         your own. I'm still here for you.

                                                                  FADE OUT.



               INT. JACK AND RACHEL'S HOUSE - LATER

                                   RACHEL
                         Jack, are you there?

                                   JACK
                             (aggressively)
                         Don't put the lights on!

                                   RACHEL
                         You can't sit here in the dark day
                         after day, drinking.

                                   JACK
                         Why not? It's the only thing I'm
                         good at.

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm going to put the lamp on.
                             (pause)
                         Did you hear back from Keele
                         University?

                                   JACK
                         Of course I didn't.

                                   RACHEL
                         Don't be so defeatist, Jack. You
                         need to make your own luck.

                                   JACK
                         Make my own luck? Can I make people
                         interview me? put me on the
                         candidate list? reply to my emails?
                             (pause)
                         Where have you been, anyway?

                                   RACHEL
                         I was working late.

                                   JACK
                         Oh, really?

                                   RACHEL
                         Why did you say it like that?

                                   JACK
                         Because Annie phoned. She said
                         she'd seen you.

                                   RACHEL
                         I didn't see her.

                                   JACK
                         She said that as well. She saw you
                         but you didn't see her.

                                   RACHEL
                         Why didn't she speak to me?

                                   JACK
                         Because, you were deep in
                         conversation.

                                   RACHEL
                         Oh.

                                   JACK
                         With Dan, in a cosy little wine bar
                         in the City.
                             (pause)
                         So you have to lie to me now.

                                   RACHEL
                         I just needed someone to talk to.

                                   JACK
                         What about?

                                   RACHEL
                         About us.

                                   JACK
                         Don't you have any female relatives
                         you can speak to?

                                   RACHEL
                         They all gossip. I can trust Dan.

                                   JACK
                         I can imagine him telling you that:
                         'You can trust me, Rachel'. So you
                         told him about us?

                                   RACHEL
                         Just in general, nothing...

                                   JACK
                         You told him I'm a sterile,
                         unemployed, nobody.

                                   RACHEL
                         Jack, you're not a nobody.

                                   JACK
                         Not but I am sterile and
                         unemployed.

                                   RACHEL
                         You'll get another job.

                                   JACK
                         But I'll always be sterile, won't
                         I?

                                   RACHEL
                         We can adopt. My mother was
                         adopted.

                                   JACK
                         Oh, you didn't tell me that. That
                         is very interesting, isn't it. That
                         means that you and your cousin Dan
                         aren't even related. Maybe he would
                         like to father your child.

                                   RACHEL
                         How can you say that?

                                   JACK
                         I've seen the way he looks at you.

                                   RACHEL
                         He's my cousin.

                                   JACK
                         No he isn't. Maybe you're already
                         sleeping with him.
                             (shouts)
                         Aren't you?

                                   RACHEL
                         No. Get off me. Leave me alone.

                                   JACK
                         Maybe little Danny boy is already
                         sleeping with my wife!

                                   RACHEL
                         Jack, don't pull my hair. Let me
                         go!

                                   JACK
                         Okay, where do you want to go? To
                         him? Is that what you want?

                                   RACHEL
                         I want you. I want to have a baby
                         with you.

                                   JACK
                         But you can't, so you'll have to
                         have one with him. That's what you
                         really want, isn't it?

                                   RACHEL
                         No, but at least he cares about me.

                                   JACK
                         I'm sure he does. I'm sure he told
                         you that he'll take care of you.
                         But I've seen through him and the
                         way he manipulates people to get
                         his own way. And once he's had his
                         way with you, he'll leave you  too.

                                   RACHEL
                         No, it's not true. He loves me.



               INT. DAN'S FLAT - DAY

                                                          F/X: PHONE RINGS.

                                   LIZZIE (D)
                         Dan, it's aunt Lizzie. Can I talk
                         to Rachel, please?

                                   DAN
                         She's asleep.

                                   LIZZIE
                         How is she?

                                   DAN
                         She's upset, but I'm looking after
                         her.

                                   LIZZIE
                         I don't understand why she left
                         Jack.

                                   DAN
                         You'll have to ask her.

                                   LIZZIE
                         They had trouble having a baby but
                         that's no reason for them to
                         separate. There must be something
                         else. Has she told you, Dan?

                                   DAN
                         You need to speak to her.

                                   LIZZIE
                         And she hasn't told her mum,
                         either. She's upset that Rachel
                         didn't go back there. It seems that
                         you're the only one she talks to. I
                         hope you look after her.

                                   DAN
                         Well, of course I'm going to look
                         after her. She's better off here
                         than in the village, with everybody
                         gossiping about her.

                                   LIZZIE
                         Oh, I hope you're right, Dan. She's
                         so... so vulnerable. She's always
                         been sensitive and impressionable.

                                                                   FADE TO:

                                   RACHEL
                         Mmm, I had a lovely sleep. I love
                         sleeping in front of the window
                         with the sun coming in. It's like
                         being in a walled garden where it's
                         warm and secure and silent... Who
                         was that on the phone?

                                   DAN
                         Aunt Lizzie. I said you'd ring her.

                                   RACHEL
                         How did she know I was here?

                                   DAN
                         She used her intuition, I suppose.
                         She said she didn't understand why
                         you left Jack and that you should
                         have gone to your mother's house.

                                   RACHEL
                         What, and have to explain myself to
                         everyone in the family? YThe
                         problem with having a large family,
                         is that they always want to know
                         your business. You don't get any
                         privacy, do you?

                                   DAN
                         You'll be alright here. You can
                         stay as long as you like.

                                   RACHEL
                         Thanks. I just feel so vulnerable
                         at the moment. I feel as if I've
                         made a mess of my life.

                                   DAN
                         You're still young.

                                   RACHEL
                         I don't feel young. I'll never have
                         a baby now.

                                   DAN
                         You will. I know you will.

                                   RACHEL
                         But I can't bear the thought of
                         going through all that again -
                         meeting a man, getting to know him.
                         And then what if it doesn't work
                         out again? I think I'd rather be a
                         spinster, like aunt Lizzie, dressed
                         in black.

                                   DAN
                         You feel safe here though?

                                   RACHEL
                         Safe?

                                   DAN
                         I mean, for the moment.

                                   RACHEL
                         Of course I feel safe. But I
                         wouldn't like it if Annie came
                         around. She would tell Jack where I
                         was.

                                   DAN
                         She won't come around. I'm not
                         seeing her any more.

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm glad about that. She wasn't
                         right for you, Dan.

                                   DAN
                         Well, I knew that. You just know
                         when something is right, don't you?
                         Instinctively.

                                   RACHEL
                         Yes.

                                   DAN
                         Things just feel... right.
                         Everything slots into place.

                                   RACHEL
                         But I need time to adjust. It still
                         feels strange to me.

                                   DAN
                         It's bound to. But eventually it
                         will seem the most natural thing in
                         the world.



               INT. DAN AND RACHEL'S HOUSE - EIGHTEEN MONTHS LATER

                                  F/X: SOUND OF CRYING BABY. DOORBELL RINGS.

                                   RACHEL
                         Hang on, won't be a moment.

                               F/X: CRYING BABY GETS LOUDER AS RACHEL NEARS.

                                   RACHEL
                         Come on, Benjie. Let's get you up.
                         There's someone at the door.

                                                 F/X: DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN.

                                   RACHEL
                         We're coming! Don't go away. Oh,
                         Annie, it's you.

                                   ANNIE
                         Hello, Rachel. No, don't shut the
                         door.

                                   RACHEL
                         What do you want?

                                   ANNIE
                         I heard that you'd had the baby,
                         and I just wanted to see you both.

                                   RACHEL
                         Why?

                                   ANNIE
                         Look, there's no reason there
                         should be hard feelings between us.
                         I'm not taking sides between you
                         and Jack. Whatever happened,
                         happened. That's between you two.
                         It's nobody else's business as far
                         as I'm concerned.

                                   RACHEL
                         If only everyone felt like that.
                         Come on in, then.

                                   ANNIE
                         Ah, so this is the wee fellow. Can
                         I hold him. Come on there... He's a
                         bonny wee chappie, isn't he? What's
                         his name?

                                   RACHEL
                         Ben.

                                   ANNIE
                         Benjamin?

                                   RACHEL
                         No, just Ben.

                                   ANNIE
                         Are you Jewish?

                                   RACHEL
                         No, why?

                                   ANNIE
                         It just struck me - Dan, Rachel,
                         Ben.

                                   RACHEL
                         It's just coincidence, although
                         there might be some Jewish blood on
                         Dan's father's side. I'm not sure.

                                   ANNIE
                         He looks like you, but he's got
                         Dan's nose. He looks like both of
                         you. Eh, Benjie - I've got you a
                         little toy - where is it? See, it's
                         a little horsey.

                                          F/X: SOUND OF PLASTIC TOY SQUEAK.

                                   RACHEL
                         That's kind of you. How's Jack?

                                   ANNIE
                         Jack is doing well. He's been
                         offered a position in the States,
                         in Boston.

                                   RACHEL
                         That's great. I was worried about
                         him.

                                   ANNIE
                         Well, he stopped drinking. Our
                         father was the same - he was a
                         demon on the booze, and off it he
                         was the nicest man you could wish
                         to meet.
                             (pause)
                         How's Dan?

                                   RACHEL
                         He's fine. He should be home soon.

                                   ANNIE
                         I'll go.

                                   RACHEL
                         No, you don't have to.

                                   ANNIE
                         And your family?

                                   RACHEL
                         They'll never accept us. The only
                         one who talks to us is Aunt Lizzie.
                         But she's too old to get out now,
                         so I sometimes take Ben to see her.

                                   ANNIE
                         I don't understand - you're not
                         doing anything illegal, and if
                         you're both happy, why can't they
                         just accept you?

                                   RACHEL
                         I don't know. My mother is the
                         worst. She's turned everyone else
                         against us. I didn't realise before
                         how small-minded they can be. It
                         must be the result of village life.

                                   ANNIE
                         And such a lovely grandson, ay
                         Benjie. He looks healthy.

                                   RACHEL
                         He is. The clinic say he's advanced
                         for his age in all his development
                         tests.

                                   ANNIE
                         He's going to be clever, like his
                         parents.

                                   RACHEL
                         Do you want a coffee?

                                   ANNIE
                         No thanks. I'm on my way to a
                         meeting. I can't stop.

                                   RACHEL
                         You'll come again, won't you?

                                   ANNIE
                         Yes, of course.

                                   RACHEL
                         It's just that we don't get any
                         other visitors. Everyone seems to
                         have abandoned us.

                                   ANNIE
                         But you have Ben, and Dan. You must
                         be happy.

                                   RACHEL
                         I am, but I didn't expect to pay
                         such a high price for it.



               EXT. STREET OUTSIDE DAN AND RACHEL'S HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER

                                   DAN
                         Annie!

                                   ANNIE
                         Oh, hello, I, er...

                                   DAN
                         What are you doing here? Come in
                         and see the baby.

                                   ANNIE
                         I've already seen him. He's lovely.

                                   DAN
                         I was going to ring you, you know
                         when...

                                   ANNIE
                         You don't have to apologise.

                                   DAN
                         But I didn't mean to break off with
                         you so, so brutally. It was boorish
                         of me, but Rachel just turned up
                         and...

                                   ANNIE
                         You don't have to explain. I
                         already knew how you felt about
                         her.

                                   DAN
                         She needed me then.

                                   ANNIE
                         She needs you now.

                                   DAN
                         Yes, but, maybe we could meet up
                         for a drink sometime, after work.
                         Just to clear the air.

                                   ANNIE
                         I don't think so, Dan. You should
                         learn to be satisfied with what
                         you've got.

                                   DAN
                         I only asked you for a drink.

                                   ANNIE
                         You only asked me for a coffee last
                         time, remember?

                                   DAN
                         Okay, if that's what you want. But
                         I'd rather you didn't visit our
                         house in that case.

                                   ANNIE
                         Rachel is lonely, Dan. She needs to
                         see people apart from you.

                                   DAN
                         No she doesn't. Me, Ben - that's
                         her world. She doesn't need anyone
                         else.

                                                                   FADE TO:



               INT. DAN AND RACHEL'S HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER

                                   DAN
                         Hi, I'm back.

                                   RACHEL
                         You just missed, Annie. I'm
                         surprised you didn't bump into her.

                                   DAN
                         I didn't see her. How was she?

                                   RACHEL
                         Fine. I've told her to come around
                         whenever she wants. That's alright
                         isn't it?

                                   DAN
                         Not really.

                                   RACHEL
                         Why?

                                   DAN
                         Well, she's Jack's sister. It's not
                         very nice for you.

                                   RACHEL
                         I don't mind. I like her - she's
                         kind.

                                   DAN
                         I'd rather she didn't.

                                   RACHEL
                         She said she would come back again.

                                   DAN
                         She was probably just being polite.
                         How's Ben?

                                   RACHEL
                         Fine. He's in the lounge, sitting
                         on the mat.

                                                                   FADE TO:

                                                           F/X: BABY CRYING

                                   DAN
                         Oh, he's fallen over. Come on, up
                         you get.

                                        F/X: PHONE RINGS. BABY CRIES LOUDLY.

                                   DAN
                         What's the matter?

                                   RACHEL
                         He doesn't like loud noises. They
                         make him jump.
                             (answering)
                         Hello? Hello? Who is that?
                             (puts phone down)
                         Another one of those. I'm going to
                         leave it on the answerphone in
                         future.

                                   DAN
                         They'll give up eventually when
                         they realise we won't be
                         intimidated.

                                   RACHEL
                         Why do they do it? Why can't they
                         just accept us?

                                   DAN
                         Because, they're jealous of our
                         happiness.

                                   RACHEL
                         I'll go and see Aunt Lizzie. She'll
                         tell me what's going on.

                                                                   FADE TO:



               INT. AUNT LIZZIE'S HOUSE - DAY

                                   LIZZIE
                         Families are so complicated, my
                         dear. So many passions, you
                         wouldn't believe. If I told you
                         half of what had happened in our
                         family, you'd be shocked. But I'm
                         not going to, so don't press me.

                                   RACHEL
                         But don't you think it's unnatural
                         that my own mother doesn't speak to
                         me? Why can't she accept us?

                                   LIZZIE
                         People have feelings about things
                         and sometimes you can't explain why
                         they have them, they just do,
                         that's all. It's like when you feel
                         the phone is going to ring and it
                         does, and it's the person you were
                         thinking of.

                                   RACHEL
                         I felt it was wrong at first but
                         when I questioned my feelings, I
                         realised it was just prejudice,
                         something I'd grown up with. When I
                         thought it through, that it's not
                         illegal or unnatural, my feelings
                         changed.

                                   LIZZIE
                         I can hear Dan speaking. Ever since
                         he was this high, Dan could argue
                         black was white and he'd end up
                         convincing you.

                                   RACHEL
                         I can make up my own mind. After I
                         left Jack, I realised how much I...
                         how much Dan meant to me.

                                   LIZZIE
                         Well, if you've made your own bed,
                         you should be able to lie on it. I
                         just think it's so sad that there's
                         this rift in the family. We've
                         always been so close, Rachel.
                         That's what I've been trying to
                         tell you - we're such a close
                         family.



               INT. DAN AND RACHEL'S HOUSE - EVENING

                                                  F/X: SOUND OF BABY CRYING

                                   RACHEL
                         Come on, Ben, stop crying. Mummy's
                         here. Come on, little boy.

                                   DAN (OFF)
                         I'm back.

                                   RACHEL
                         You're late.

                                   DAN
                         Trouble at work.

                                   RACHEL
                         More trouble?

                                   DAN
                         Yes, still the fall-out from New
                         York. What's up with Ben?

                                   RACHEL
                         I don't know. I'm worried about
                         him.

                                   DAN
                         Some babies just cry a lot.

                                   RACHEL
                         He keeps falling over. I sit him up
                         and falls over, and I sit him up
                         again, and he falls over. He never
                         used to do that.

                                   DAN
                         Maybe he's tired.

                                   RACHEL
                         No, he isn't. And then when I held
                         my finger out so that he could grab
                         it, he couldn't. Even when I put my
                         finger up against his palm, he
                         couldn't grasp it. Look, he's
                         trying now - his hand won't close.

                                   DAN
                         When's his next clinic?

                                   RACHEL
                         In two weeks, but I'm going to take
                         him to the doctor. There's
                         something not right.

                                   DAN
                         Oh, come on, he's perfect, they
                         told us that.

                                   RACHEL
                         No, he's not. There's something
                         wrong.

                                   DAN
                         You don't know that.

                                   RACHEL
                         I can feel it inside.

                                   DAN
                         You and your feelings. You said the
                         same thing about us.

                                   RACHEL
                         Yes, I did. I said the same thing
                         about us.

                                   DAN
                         And your feelings were wrong,
                         weren't they?
                             (pause)
                         Rachel. Your feelings were wrong,
                         weren't they?

                                   RACHEL
                             (distantly)
                         If you say so.

                                   DAN
                         What do you mean?

                                   RACHEL
                         I mean, whatever you say, is right,
                         isn't it.



               INT. HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM - DAY

               F/X: SOUNDS OF WAITING ROOM. TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT IN DISTANCE.

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm nervous, Dan. What is he going
                         to say?

                                   DAN
                         Don't be nervous. If Ben has got
                         anything wrong with him, it's an
                         infection or something. Something
                         that can be cured.

                      F/X: TANNOY ANNOUCNEMENT, "MR AND MRS SAYTER TO DOCTOR
                                                        HARGREAVES PLEASE."

                                   RACHEL
                         Why do they say 'Mr and Mrs
                         Sayter'? We're not married.

                                                                   FADE TO:



               INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - MINUTES LATER

                                                                   FADE UP:

                                   DOCTOR
                         ... and in cases like this, the
                         disease does not show symptoms
                         until the child is around six
                         months old, but then it becomes
                         progressively worse. I'm very, very
                         sorry.

                                   RACHEL
                         Oh, Dan... Poor Ben. The poor
                         little thing.

                                   DAN
                         Are you absolutely sure? It
                         couldn't be something else.

                                   DOCTOR
                         The DNA test was definitive - it's
                         Tay-Sachs disease. And he's showing
                         all the symptoms - sensitivity to
                         noise, falling over, loss of muscle
                         control, loss of vision. These will
                         get progressively worse. It's going
                         to be very difficult for all of
                         you.

                                   DAN
                         But how did he catch it?

                                   DOCTOR
                         You don't catch it. It's an
                         inherited disease - both parents
                         have to be carriers. It's very
                         rare, apart from exceptional cases.

                                   DAN
                         Like what?

                                   DOCTOR
                         Ashkenazi Jews, parents who are
                         related. You're not related, are
                         you?

                                   DAN
                         No.

                                   RACHEL
                         Not by blood, anyway.

                                   DOCTOR
                         What does that mean?

                                   RACHEL
                         Our mothers were brought up as
                         sisters, but my mother was adopted.

                                   DOCTOR
                         So you were brought up as cousins
                         but you are not in fact related. I
                         see. It would be helpful if we took
                         DNA samples from you anyway, to
                         help us understand the disease.
                         Other members of your family should
                         also be aware, in case they are
                         carriers.

                                   RACHEL
                         No! I won't tell them. I don't want
                         them to know. I just want to look
                         after Ben. That's all I want to do.

                                   DOCTOR
                         But you have no objection to giving
                         a sample of your DNA?

                                   RACHEL AND DAN (TOGETHER)
                         No.

                                   RACHEL
                         How long will he live?

                                   DOCTOR
                         Two, possibly three more years.
                         Ben's symptoms will become very
                         severe and distressing for you.
                         It's a great strain for the
                         parents.

                                   RACHEL
                         I can manage.



               INT. DAN AND RACHEL'S HOUSE - DAY

                                                                   FADE UP:

                                   DAN
                             (angrily)
                         You cannot just keep talking about
                         your feelings.

                                   RACHEL
                         It's true. If I'd followed my
                         feelings...

                                   DAN
                         What? So you regret this now. You
                         regret loving me?

                                   RACHEL
                         I never said that I...

                                   DAN
                         So you don't love me?

                                   RACHEL
                         You persuaded me. If I'd only
                         listened to my feelings. It started
                         with that broken plate when we met.

                                   DAN
                         That was an accident.

                                   RACHEL
                         And then I almost crashed my car.

                                   DAN
                         An animal ran out.

                                   RACHEL
                         The Jack was sterile.

                                   DAN
                         Biological.

                                   RACHEL
                         Then he lost his job.

                                   DAN
                         A downturn in the economy.

                                   RACHEL
                         And now Ben. Can't you see that
                         everything is connected? And what
                         about your job. What's happening?

                                   DAN
                         There's a stupid investigation into
                         what happened in New York. It's
                         nothing.

                                   RACHEL
                         It's nothing, but you've been
                         suspended.

                                   DAN
                         I'll be cleared.

                                   RACHEL
                         Of what?

                                   DAN
                         Of everything.

                                   RACHEL
                         I don't think so.

                                   DAN
                         You're getting emotional again.

                                   RACHEL
                         Dan, stop for a moment and look at
                         what has happened. Everything has
                         gone wrong, and I knew inside me it
                         would. If only I'd listened to
                         myself, instead of you.

                                   DAN
                         You can't hold me responsible for
                         everything - a broken plate, Jack's
                         sterility. It's stupid.

                                   RACHEL
                         Yes, it's stupid. But it's true.
                         It's all connected. It's like we're
                         being punished.

                                   DAN
                         Now you're being totally
                         irrational. Firstly, we haven't
                         done anything wrong, and secondly,
                         who, or what, would punish us?

                                   RACHEL
                         It doesn't matter what you say,
                         because everything has already
                         happened. You can't stop it.

                                   DAN
                         But I can stop you believing that
                         we're being punished. I can't stand
                         it when you become so irrational.
                         Just think for a moment, will you:
                         we were made to be together.

                                   RACHEL
                         No, that's where you're wrong. We
                         weren't made to be together but we
                         went ahead and did it anyway, and
                         now all this has happened.



               INT. HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM - DAY

                   F/X: TANNOY, "MISS HULLET PLEASE, FOR DOCTOR HARGREAVES."

                                   DOCTOR
                         It would be better if your partner
                         was here as well, Miss Hullet.

                                   RACHEL
                         He didn't want to come.

                                   DOCTOR
                         I understand. What I'm going to say
                         is very unusual and may shock you,
                         I think I should warn you.

                                   RACHEL
                         Nothing can shock me now.

                                   DOCTOR
                         Hmm, well... we sent both your DNA
                         samples off for testing, to confirm
                         that you are both carriers, which
                         it did. Now I know that you said
                         that you and the child's father are
                         not related but...

                                   RACHEL
                         You mean he is my cousin after all?

                                   DOCTOR
                         No, he's not your cousin, but you
                         do have the same father.

                                   RACHEL
                         Father?

                                   DOCTOR
                         There's no doubt. He's your half
                         brother.

                                   RACHEL
                         You mean, his father and my
                         mother...

                                   DOCTOR
                         Yes. It's more common than you
                         might expect.

                                   RACHEL
                         What is? Sex between inlaws?

                                   DOCTOR
                         Misattributed paternity.

                                   RACHEL
                         My mother? That explains why she
                         cut us off. She must have known.

                                   DOCTOR
                         I doubt it - she would have said
                         something.

                                   RACHEL
                         But she must have suspected that it
                         was likely.

                                   DOCTOR
                         Possibly. You will need to consider
                         very carefully if you want her to
                         know. It can be very destructive.
                         You will need to tell your partner,
                         obviously. Technically, you are now
                         breaking the law and should
                         separate.

                                   RACHEL
                         He's Ben's father.

                                   DOCTOR
                         You can ask for assistance with
                         Ben.

                                   RACHEL
                         You said last time that Ben's
                         suffering would get worse and
                         worse, his pain would increase. I
                         would find that very difficult to
                         cope with... I would want to do
                         something about it.

                                   DOCTOR
                         Euthenasia is not legal in this
                         country.

                                   RACHEL
                         I'm talking about helping Ben, not
                         euthenasia.

                                   DOCTOR
                         That is something we will have to
                         deal with at the time. For the last
                         stages of his illness, Ben will be
                         hospitalised.

                                   RACHEL
                         Then it will be your decision what
                         happens to him.

                                   DOCTOR
                         Yes.



               INT. DAN AND RACHEL'S HOUSE

                                          F/X: BABY CRYING IN ANOTHER ROOM.

                                   DAN
                         I'll go to him.

                                   RACHEL
                         You leave him. I'll look after him.

                                   DAN
                         Why are you being like this to me?

                                   RACHEL
                         Because you didn't listen to me,
                         and I was right.

                                   DAN
                         There is no way I could have known.
                         Neither of us could have known.

                                   RACHEL
                         I felt it inside. No, don't touch
                         me. Never touch me again. You have
                         to leave.

                                   DAN
                         I can't leave Ben.

                                   RACHEL
                         I'll look after Ben. You have to
                         leave. Go now, go on. You never
                         wanted me, anyway.

                                   DAN
                         How can you say that?

                                   RACHEL
                         You wanted what you could not have.
                         Now you've had it, how does it
                         feel?



               INT. RACHEL'S HOUSE - DAY

                                            F/X: SOUND OF BABY'S LIGHT MOAN

                                   RACHEL
                         Ben, can you feel me? I'm tickling
                         you. Do you like that? Do you like
                         your mummy tickling you? Round and
                         round the garden [etc.]... Come on,
                         let's sit you up and get you
                         changed.

                                        F/X: PHONE RINGS. LOUD BABY SCREAM.

                                   RACHEL
                         That horrible phone. Always
                         ringing. Let's unplug it shall we?

                                F/X: PHONE STOPS RINGING. BABY STOPS CRYING.

                                   RACHEL
                         There you are. There, there. No-one
                         can bother us again. I'll tell you
                         a story. Far away, in a sunny land,
                         there is a valley with a little
                         house. And in the little house
                         there lives a little boy called
                         Ben, alone with him mummy. And the
                         sun is always shining and the house
                         is always warm. It's very peaceful
                         there and there is no noise.
                         Everything is quiet and peaceful.

                                    F/X: SOUND OF BABY CHOKING AND VOMITING.

                                   RACHEL
                         When Ben is unhappy, his mummy
                         cuddles him very tight. She
                         squeezes him very tight so that he
                         knows that she loves him. Tighter
                         and tighter, more and more love.
                         You see, Ben, it's good to be
                         loved, that's all that matters in
                         the world.

                                                    F/X: BABY FALLS SILENT.

                                         THE END
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